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Wednesday, September 10, 2003
 
Maddie’s new thing is eating solid food. It’s been a week now and I think she thinks that digestion is essentially an external process. Here’s how she seems to think it works:

1. Open your mouth wide
2. Stay very still (arms quivering a bit in excitement)
3. Get the rice cereal in your mouth.
4. Lean over and dribble it down your stomach.
5. Smile proudly.
6. Repeat.